JTS's venue is decided (thanks liyi) , won 2nd for blogging competition (thanks enlin) and won 2nd for health kit competition (thanks seniors). The other classes would be very jealous. HAHAHA.
Anyways, my main point here is to promote SLACKER CLUB since mugger club has already started on their audacious campaign. As president/founder/chairperson of slacker club, i shall persuade you to join slacker club.
Top 3 reasons why you should join slacker club:
- You are not a hardcore mugger
- Mugging makes you feel sian
- Sometimes even if you mug, you cannot get an "A"
Top 3 benefits SLACKER CLUB can offer:
- *Creating of notes* by each member for various topics to be shared within slacker's club, exclusive for members only; it is optional if you want to create the notes. So for example, 1 member creates notes for enzymes, another member creates it for cell and microscopy, then the notes are distributed within slacker club. See, now you can slack in revision but easing your work load by multiple topics since you have got concise notes. HAHA (only possible if there is a high sign-up rate for slacker's club)
- *Ad-hoc outings*, it may be movie at vivo or even as simple as lunch at coro. But the idea is that you get time to slack off for a while and interact with the class.
- Slacker club EXCO ("slackers" --- a term to refer to people in slacker club) can provide *help for less capable slackers* in their homework or other questions they have. So while you slack, you do not get below your desired mark ^^. **note: if slacker club membership is very large, slackers would be split into their buddy system which was created by the slacker club vice president, Anying.
- Lastly, if you feel that you *need a life/a person to talk to/don't feel like going home early*, you can approach any slack-er of slacker club and i assure you that they would be highly competent listeners/counsellors/friend/slacking partner. The president himself is in school on thursdays until 7pm :>.
Admission for slacker club is easy. (1) You have failed 1 test (bio..hmm?) (2) You are crazy over being an official slacker (3) You want to benefit from the notes created by slacker club's members (4) You are an existing member 08s73.
The class is invited to join slacker club. HOWEVER, if your membership is already with mugger club, your membership would be accordingly terminated. (:
Jonathan Heng Yun Ping
President/Founder/Chairman, SLACKER CLUB
Contact: 81983413 (hp)
Website: www.theubercoolguy.blogspot.com
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